How to shave with no less than 3 rooms, a kettle and some good travel advice

Step 1. Fill the kettle, turn it on and wait for several hours until it boils
Step 2. Insert the plug that Michael Palin reminded you to take with you into the basin near the toilet
Step 3. Fill the basin with boiling water and top up with cold water as required
Step 4. Apply shaving foam
Step 5. walk through kitchen and into shower room to use mirror
Step 6. shave
Step 7. walk back through kitchen to toilet and rinse razor
Step 8. repeat steps 5, 6 & 7 until fully shaved